Mai-Otome 03
Nagi is one smooth talker as he tricks Mashiro into thinking he’ll lose one of his potential cabaret girls if Nina and Arika fight; guaranteeing the battle between the two girls will be on. Arika gets some illegal steroids to give her the edge while Nina releases pent-up energy by going a few rounds with her father.
Meanwhile, Mashiro gets ready to be the master of ceremonies by wearing a dress all lolicons go wild for. The day of the girls’ battle and Mashiro’s induction into the Hall of Snotty Brats, other ex-Mai-HiME members make their appearance, not wanting to lose to the younger cast’s popularity. Mashiro becomes the newest Snotty Brat without problem, where afterwards everyone parties with the mustache crowd like it was sale for 19.99!
Following the massive keg party, Nina’s and Arika’s battle starts after some light teasing by Natsuki and Shizuru; the later leaving to go toe-to-toe Gundam SEED Destiny style with Rey Rado. Nina’s mad l33t Street Fighter skillz give her the edge until Arika starts to show her true god-mode abilities… unfortunately their duel gets interrupted by someone going all terrorist trigger happy on the WindBloom castle.
I swear the castle will be in ruins by the end of the season if this keeps up!
“now to make sure Mai never re-appears on the show’”
“Nagi backstabbing Mashiro. He is the Mai Tokiha Fanclub’s Vice President afterall”
“I knew I should have been a farmer instead of signing back to the show *stupid itchy mask*”
“WHAT?!?! MAI IS COMING BACK?!”
“THAT… BITCH… SHE ALREADY SCREWED ME OVER IN MAI-HIME! NOW THIS TOO?!?!”
“Mashiro just cause I’m down here doesn’t me you can fart *ugh*”
“The Happy Juice ™ that keeps Arika going”
“Youko teaching the finer points of being a Otome cabaret girl”
“Eeeewwww he didn’t wash his hands!”
“looks good enough to eat”
“Tate Sergay that playa’!”
“Anytime any place, remember that Nina”
“I hear a Disney lawsuit in the works”
“… and your ass is the size of Kikyohime…”
“Mai-HiME XXX Vol 2: Mai first HiME… or Mai-Otome XXX Vol 1: Cumming Yume-miya… hmm…”
“sensei you left this in my room last night… I hope you don’t mind we used it this morning *giggles*”
“Ahh… so THAT’S who’s room it was in! I swear it was Tomoe’s”
“curly fries… mmmm… yummy”
“cameras.. on me…. OOOOHHHHH YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! SUCK ON THAT MAI!”
“the nipple tassels are a bit much don’t you think?”
“attack of the mustache men!”
“*slapping Arika’s ass* trying to steal my screentime eh?”
“watching Mai-HiME XXX Vol 5 limited edition extra Natsuki x Shizuru footage!”
“The King’s favorite beer pong cup”
“If the money wasn’t so good… I swear…”
“Shizuru knows how to treat a lady right”
“Aaahhh…. *moaning* yes…. right… aahahhh”
“Sousei no HiME?”
“… on sale now for only $599.98! Home delivery avaliable!”
“Natsuki just doesn’t burn Nina’s nether regions like her father does”
“HEY! That’s my dining table’s centerpiece covering those A cups!”
“I wish my entertainment setup was that sweet”
“I’m the Queen Hair Toss ™”
“F.H.? F.H.=Flame Haze!?! I knew it! Shizuru’s double dipping in starring roles!”
“Took some lessons from Yukariko huh?”
“Shizuru Destiny Gattai Sequence Complete”
“Only father can ride me like this!”
“has turn into a elementary school playground fight”
“KAME…”
“…HAME….”
“HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~desu!”
“*End of Mai-HiME XXX Vol 5* whoa… they’re that flexible?!”
“Nina’s breast grabbing technique works everytime!”
)))))))))
Comment by bakaboobie
October 21, 2005 @ 4:33 am
It’s only a matter of time before Arika performs her own Gundam-style fighting skills.