life line by line

Arika’s dream of being a mahou shoujo with great powers are shattered as Erstin forces her up to the harsh reality of being an Otome with great powers, who can’t have sex with men. Not being able to ride the meat pole aside, Arika quickly learns her elementary school level of education isn’t going to cut it at Garderobe Academy and debates whether to hit on the smart girls so she can graduate. Before Arika has a chance to get her game on, Shiho bum rushes her away for some sisterly love with the Trias.

The Trias thoroughly work over Arika. Between a lot of tongue lashing and screaming Arika finds out the uniform fetish thief not only sold off her uniform but damaged it too! The other girls think Arika sold her uniform just because she couldn’t make enough as a cabaret girl but Arika denies she’d ever stoop so low. Meanwhile, Sergey and Nagi are discussing Arika’s excellent services while debating whether or not they want to sponsor her for the Miss Otome 2006 Beauty Contest. Sergey goes on to shows the Otome fanboy in him as he tells Nagi about Backstage, a gay bar slash Otome otaku wet dream come true. The two start to wonder how much they could sell Arika and Nina’s underwear…

After the tongue lashing by the Trias, Arika gets into deeper trouble as Natsuki and Maria find out about her sold uniform. Arika is punished by having to watch and dissect all 100+ episodes of Gundam SEED and Gundam SEED Destiny much to her charging. A pick-me-up letter by her stalker and encouraging disses from Nina eventually knock some sense into Arika as she starts to search for the uniform fetish thief.

Promising Erstin, Irina, and the Trias to share her collection of Mai-HiME XXX DVDs the group gets down and dirty looking for clues. Nina starts her own investigation after kicking down Nao’s favorite sleeping spot and begging for help. Arika’s team doesn’t find much besides Akane’s boy toy but Nina and Nao hit pay dirt after hitting some bars while dressed up like gay sailors.

A last second hint from Mikoto gives Arika’s team an idea of what could have happened just as the Queen of the country stops by to make fun of Arika. Everyone gathers to hear Irina’s far-fetch theory that Mikoto manhandled the uniform and much to the shock of 99% of the people in the room, Natsuki takes it as an logical possibility. Mashiro with her tail between her legs runs away in defeat while the other girls plan to throw a late night orgy to celebrate Arika’s stay. Nina declines the invite instead finishing business by telling the true culprit Miya to lay off Arika as she’s Nina’s bitch. Miya does a perfect re-enactment of Mashiro only to be caught by her mistress Tomoe. Tomoe lays down the law on her slave punishing Miya by not letting her join the nighty orgy with the girls.

Once again the power of friendship solves all!

“the day after turning to the dark yuri side”

“if only to be that pillow ”

“Erstin and Nina were too much for Arika on the first night”

“Eating that burrito for breakfast was a horrible idea after all”

“aaaaahhhhhhh… feels like I lost 10lbs!”

“*looks at Erstin & Irina* You know, suddenly I feel like eating some Skittles”

“gave away Shiho’s secret that she stuffs her bra”

“*sniff* why does your hand smell like tuna fish…”

“ahh… Mini Tate is actually this small huh?”

“2nd cousin of Mamoru Chiba”

“Definitely my type of store!”

“1500yen for each PVC?! Damn… I wanna ‘em all!”

“excited after hearing they’re going to Disneyland”

“Trying to one up Belldandy’s place as #1 Goddess”

“after seeing Nao is beating her in popularity ranking”

“you know Nao used to be a guy right!?!?!?”

“Unknown to Shiho, Maria is vice president of the Love Love Nao club”

“there’s THAT many members in her fanclub?!”

“eh… I’m fired from the show?!? I knew I should have had sex with the director!”

“Nagi died while riding the Dumbo ride at Disneyland?! *dances with joy*”

“che… that’s what he gets for trying to take over my show”

“…if you’re reading this letter, Mashiro has killed me just because I called her flat-chested…”

“shoot… Nagi was cute too! *little boys fetish*”

“what?! Daddy was hurt too…”

“That bitch Mashiro! If she injuried one hair on him…!!!”

“Nagi made this look so easy! Whoa… *falls*”

“MWHAHAHA! TAKE THAT TATE AND REITO!”

“the things they do to get some ass from Nao”

“come on, can’t you make the price cheaper!”

“fine fine fine. Since you’re Nina’s father, you can have all three of us for only 1,000,000yen!”

“still laughing in joy over Nagi’s early death”

“… come again… Nagi is… ALIVE?!? Son of a…”

“Mikoto let loose a big one”

“I get a pay raise if I do what to whom again?!”

“*hears what Natsuki has to do* is that even… humanly possible?!”

“*Natsuki demonstrating her abilities* whoa”

“none of them knew the female body could bend like that”

“tonight I’m gonna ride you like the little bitch you are”

“No no no… anything else but that! Not all of Gundam SEED Destiny in one sitting… nnnnooooooo”

“Stupid hitmen can’t do a simple job. Next time I’m hiring Ai Enma to get the job done!”