Mai-Otome 07
Mashiro dreams of moutains of ice cream and whipped cream until a nightmare that she might be a man a fake princess suddenly plagues her. She soon wakes up from the nightmare, finding out using Mikoto as a hugging pillow was a bad idea. Quickly going back to sleep thereafter, Mashiro dreams of throwing pies at the newly appointed court jester, Arika.
The following day, Arika heads off for some actual work, doing construction, while everyone else enjoys their time off. A bitch slap by Mashiro to Arika, another love letter by Black Valley, and Nagi almost getting to second base with Mashiro eventually lead the female dynamic duo to hidden ruins underneath the castle. Arika and Mashiro stumble upon the world’s biggest bong, but before they get a chance to smoke up, the two cause all glass-like material around the area to break. Mikoto then pulls an Wizard of Oz on the two girls saying they need more harmony and members if they ever plan to start their all-girl idol group want to use the bong freely.
Pondering who they can get to join their idol group, Arika and Mashiro are interrupted when a Bugrom from El Hazard decides to drop by. Finally realizing the big arse pendant around her neck isn’t just cool bing-bing, Arika calls forth the power of the blue sapphire GEM to go magical girl… Strike Freedom Meister Arika arrives!
After a quick battle that included some S&M and Magical Lyrical Nanoha A’s plagiarism, Mashiro and Arika eventually find a way back to the castle much to no one’s joy. The two by now have become lovers good friends after their forced Master-Otome contract; evening share a kiss at the end!
HGMS Strike Freedom: Version Arika was very cool. I thought we needed more chibi-Mashiro and Mikoto though. Also, apparently working under Mashiro will make an individual gain a few pounds through the years, as exemplifed by Sakomizu and Mikoto 
“told she could become the #1 idol for lolicons everywhere”
“ironic that Mashiro’ll be in the same situation 10 years later *wink*”
“pre-Mashiro induced stress years”
“once again, ironic Mashiro’ll be in the same situation years later”
“overhearing her popularity as #1 loli is declining”
“blown away from seeing Nagi’s piece”
“enjoying the peaceful non-Mai era”
“Arika was unfortunately told of the orgy ritual they have for newbies”
“son of a… I knew I should have joined Backstage’s cabaret girls instead”
“love lettter from Mashiro; obviously not interested”
“too bad Mashiro doesn’t take rejection very well. Later on they would find the guy’s body in the local river”
“happy about finally getting a copy of the rare Mai-HiME XXX: Strawberry Mashiro Limited DVD”
“so it was you who took my panties last night?! I better apologize to Erstin later…”
“Nagi is an playa 24/7″
“… if you don’t want the others to know about Mai-HiME XXX: Strawberry Mashiro then…”
“whoa… your ass has gotten fat huh Mashiro?”
“Provider Of Food Must Live!”
“never knew Arika was a lolicon AND into bestiality”
“both are still a bit amazed at how good it was”
“biggest bong E-V-E-R”
“Crap! They found my hidden stash!”
“Vampire Hunter D would be proud”
“apparently Natsuki’s marijuana works really well”
“*pout* the kick is already gone!”
“Arika was a part-time rave goer before coming to WindBloom”
“Mashiro is still a tad mad that Arika took the last puffs from the bong”
“… just when I thought my raving days were over…”
“Arika either has helleva skill as a raver or the marijuana is still working”
“me thinks Arika might be a closet Gundam fanatic”
“ssswwweeettt… now where are my Wings of Light!?”
“old S&M injury flared up again”
“pipru~”
“Not as strong as Strike Freedom… but…”
“leftover unused prop from the first season”
“if I only had this LAST episode… @#$@#*$”
“wonder if you can get text messages too?”
“you wouldn’t believe how many times Arika fell over trying to maintain that pose”
“200th take… thank god it’s over!”
“now we know who’s on top and who’s on bottom *snickers*”
“just had popsicles and wanted to see if their tongues are still colored”
Comment by Jesterman
November 29, 2005 @ 2:16 am
sweet take Moy